Monday, September 9, 2013

The Rules of Monday

Well look who is actually taking part in the blog world today...... I have seriously been MIA. I really have no explanation for my absence. Besides blogging hasn't been at the top of my To Do List lately. (I have an actual list... like for real) Anywho.... I'm giving you what should be "The Rules of Monday" today...

Rule #1: Do not speak to me before 10AM

I despise morning time, as I have mentioned before. & one thing I cannot stand more than anything is when I come into work (especially on a Monday) and everyone wants to talk to me. (& if they're perky it makes it even worse!) Ask me how my weekend was, etc. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU. I am not even awake yet. I know you can clearly read that on my face. So why are you even trying? Please do not speak to me until after 10AM. Except a "good morning", I can handle that.

Rule #2: Do not expect me to do anything that requires a lot of thought process

I am simply here to do my job and go home. Please do not ask me a million questions. Do not expect me to do any major problem solving on Mondays. Its just not gonna happen. Ask me on Tuesday. But only after 10AM...

Rule #3: Do not give me attitude

You will never get very far with me if you try to "get smart" with me. For instance if you need something "right away", a failure to plan ahead on your part does not mean an emergency on mine. If there is one thing I am not a procrastinator about, its my job. Everything else yes. But not my work. I like to get stuff done and have everything in order. So when you bring me a project that needs to be done "right now" and I'm in the middle of trying to get my stuff done. I am immediately irritated. & add an attitude on top of that! Oooo honey. You best step back!

Rule #4 Do not ask stupid questions

I can't stand when people ask me constantly where one of my co workers is, who works in the office next to me. & they look at me like I'm stupid when I say I don't know. Did you think maybe shes in the bathroom? Or down the hallway talking to someone more important than you....  I AM NOT MY CO WORKERS KEEPER. DO NOT ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS. We could talk about this subject for days... The stupidity is endless.

Rule #5 No working on Mondays (at least it should be a real life rule)

Whoever came up with the idea of 5 day work weeks and only 2 day weekends is an idiot! We should at least have 3 day weekends. Saturday through Monday. Mondays would be so much more enjoyable if they were a part of the weekend. Don't you think so?

& that is the end of my Monday rant folks. I know you're probably feeling the same way I am. So enjoy! :)


  1. Working on Mondays is the worst idea ever. If we all had Mondays off it would be like the happiest day of the week.

    1. I know right?! Everyone would be so much more happy & efficient if we had a 3 day weekend :)

  2. Ha! This had me laughing. Happy Monday! :)

    1. Awesome! I am happy I gave you a good laugh on a Monday! :)