MONDAY. NOBODY LIKES YOU! Especially when I was sleeping like a rock & my alarm goes off. Boo! I'm done whining now I guess.....
So I get these email updates of articles on the Huffington Post. Anyone else read those? Last week I got one that read "9 Things Nobody Ever Tells You About Post-Pregnancy Bodies". I knew when I saw the title I shouldn't read it. Because I am already terrified of having a child. Like the actual birthing. I don't do pain. Or needles. Or blood. I'm a wuss I know. Also, getting fat, stretch marks, back pain (that I already have enough of), hormones (yeh def got enough of those too), not sleeping comfortably (don't mess with my sleep!) etc etc etc. Obviously I am just not at the point that I am ready to over look all that nonsense to have a child. So anyways I read this article. Which after I sent this text to my husband.
Gotta love my hubs! But for real though. Ashli's getting some new boobs. I have no boobs as it is now.
To sum the article up, if you don't want to read it, it says:
-Your bladder may fail
-You'll lose your hair
-You'll sweat more
-Your vagina will be bigger (and maybe a little gassy)......... Seriously?!!
-You'll lose a cup size
-Your breasts could leak for a long time
-You'll see spots on your face
-Your feet will be bigger
-Your overall shape will change (nah really?!)
None of these things are comforting at all. I am so not ready to be prego yet.
Did you experience any of these things when you were prego/after having the baby?