Friday Letters

Hallelujah its Friday!! Bout time you showed your face around here.

Dear Food,
I've been trying really hard this week to eat better. But you make it so hard! I love chocolate. & Coca Cola. Stop being so irresistible please.

Exactly.

Dear Weekend,
I need you to be REALLY SLOW. I need some relaxation & some good sleep. So take your time.

WORD.

Dear Ma,
When you asked me if we were going to Newks on Saturday what did you think my response would be? "Uh no I don't want to go to my favorite place ever that has the most delicious salad & chicken sandwich I've ever eaten in my life time." NOPE. Those words will never come out my mouth.

I'm obsessed. I know.

Dear Despicable Me 2,
I am so excited to see you this weekend!!! All I can say is you better not disappoint. I don't know how you're going to top the "its so fluffy" moment. But we will see....

Hu-larious

Dear all the talk about Zimmerman,
Can we just let it go? For real? Whats done is done. I'm sick of hearing about it. Find another topic to rant about.

Excuse Madeas french. But for real though.

Dear T. Swift,
I was a big fan of you in your earlier days. Now you're just getting annoying. I feel like you're trying to still be a teeny bopper. Can you get up with your age please?

Not mean. Just constructive criticism Tay.

Dear Corporate People,
How you gonna respond to my email and ask me what you should do? (yeh your read that right a little bit of ghetto came out) You are in our corporate office. You're in a higher position than me. Which means you should know more than me. Which means you make more money than me. If you are gonna ask me questions about how to do YOUR job, Ima need your pay raise too. How bout that?

I can't deal y'all.

& that folks is my Friday Letters. Hope y'all have a wonderful weekend! I know I will!